Ed Sheeran Says He’s Helping Gingers Get Laid

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Okay, so Ed Sheeran is not typically the type of artist we follow here on Riffyou.com, but since he is ed-sheeranhelping an under-appreciated, often-maligned and abused faction of society get laid, it’s time for us to give him some attention.

In a new interview with a US radio station, the British pop star explained that there are ginger men using his fame in order to score with the ladies.

“There are a lot of ginger dudes in England who are using me,” explained Sheeran. “That’s why I’m not hating on it. You know what, we’re finally getting laid! This is a good thing.”

Sheeran went on to say there is one man in particular (that he knows of) who is impersonates him at bars when attempting to pick up women.

“My cousin went on holiday with all her mates,” recalled Sheeran. “Her mate was in a bar and this dude came up to her and said ‘I have my song in on the radio and my name is Ed Sheeran’.

“So she is like, ‘Hold on a minute’ and she goes to get my cousin and she says [to the guy] ‘Tell her that.’

“And he goes ‘Yeah my name is Ed Sheeran and I have got this song on the radio’ and then Kathy, my cousin, just pulls out her ID and holds it up and it says Kathy Sheeran and she yells out ‘Look at that! Not today mate… not today.’ And the guy goes to all the bars in all the land. Apparently it works for him.”

God bless you Ed Sheeran. God bless you.

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