Watch “Big Brother” Do an Awful Grunge-Themed Competition
Just in case you didn’t already think Big Brother is one of the biggest catastrophes on television, comes the “Ready, Set, Grunge” challenge in which contestants race through a, you guessed it, grunge-themed obstacle course.
“Each team has to find four coloured keys to unlock the four coloured locks on their Alice In Chains,” explains one of the contestants. “The first team to unlock all four locks and bring Alice up to Nirvana wins the battle of the block and is safe for the week. Once we get out of the Mudhoney, we run right over the Pearl Jam.”
If you manage to make it past this horrifying introduction, you’ll soon witness plaid-wearing posers playing games named after the likes of Screaming Trees, Smashing Pumpkins and Soundgarden. And, you’ll be able to build a steady stream of rage by witnessing one dude in his best Kurt Cobain Halloween costume.
(Thanks to Stereogum for bringing this to our attention…we think.)
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